Jung was an enthusiastic believer that astrology is really a valuable adjunct to psychology, and Jungian Psychology is based on a correlation between astrological archetypes and the human mind.
We think it’s time and energy to bring our darknesses into the light and become the fully rounded people we were meant to be. Let’s just take a dark journey through the zodiac signs and have an instant, slightly tongue-in-cheek, peep into your deep, secret shadow side. Just a warning: it’s maybe not pretty.
Understand that your personality is reflected not only by your Sun sign, but by your Moon sign too.
Aries March 21 – April 19
Aries can be an impulsive maniac. Casting caution to the winds, Aries charges right in. Mistakes, misunderstandings, and upsetting the others are regular top features of the Arian’s life. Aries believe they know most readily useful. Constantly. Even when they don’t have a clue, they have an opinion. And they’re going to share it.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Taureans secretly need to be waited on. They might love to have their very own personal slave focus on their every need. They are the lazy daisies of the planet. They live to see pleasure and hedonistic luxury. They are also the worst people to have an argument with – their ability to dig their heels in and not give an inch is legendary.
Gemini Might 21 – June 20
Gemini has an underhand, Malfoy-like side. They’re consummate manipulators and splendid liars. They’re usually scared of commitment, and will slide away like slippery slitherers unless pinned down. If a Gemini could, they’d have multiple relationships and no responsibilities.
Cancer June 21 – July 22
Cancerians are clingy and emotional. Sensitive and painful is their middle name. There’s no getting away from it. Independence is not a word that makes an appearance in their vocabulary too often. Their family, partners, parents, kids are extensions of themselves, and they think it is tough to envision the time when their kids will set off. Once they’ve made a friend, they won’t let go. So think; do you really want to trade lemon drizzle cake recipes with a Cancerian?
Leo July 23 – August 22
Leos think they rule the entire world and the world revolves around them. They can’t help it; they see themselves because the royal family of the zodiac. They might make self-depreciating remarks, but believe it, Leos are in love with themselves. We’re keeping this short merely to annoy them.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Virgoans are perfectionists and arch-critics. When you are talking face-to-face with a Virgo, you bet your daily life they are studying you intently for blemishes, a spot on your shirt or some other unwelcome flaw. They prefer to clean. A lot.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Librans like things to flow along nicely. They can not bear it when other people mess up the smooth running of a Libran life. They hate to feel out of balance. But don’t expect Libra to create much effort to place it right. They’d rather somebody do it for them. Librans are very thinking about fairness, but mostly when it pertains to themselves.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Scorpios know very well what they want, and they aren’t afraid to use any means to get it. They’d murder their grandma if she stood in their way. Their dark scheming and darker deeds know no boundaries. Scorpio hides bodies in the cellar, techniques Satanism in the dining room, and you really don’t want to know what goes on in the bedroom. Cross a Scorpio and regret it for the rest of your life. Revenge is a dish most useful served at any temperature and in virtually any flavor.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Sagittarians get bored. Easily. They have to be engaged with life, doing new stuff, having fun. Plus they usually do – to the detriment of everyone else. Responsibility is a dirty word to a Saggie. Yet another little quirk of theirs is ‘honesty’, or to give it another name, ‘tactlessness’. They say whatever pops in to their head, it just comes straight out no matter its possible effect.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Capricorns are control freaks to the nth degree. They would never dream of ‘letting go’. They must direct operations, have everything go their way, and folks must pay attention, for goodness sake. In case a Capricorn decides to offer advice, you’d better listen up because they’ll be asking questions later. Did you ever see a Cappie dance like no-one’s watching? No? Didn’t think so.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Comply with rules? Me? The Aquarian is a rebel at heart and has so much to say they don’t really understand what they are trying to say. Aquarians see themselves as standing right out of the crowd, but they don’t realize they are meekly following another mob. And while they are attempting to be all eco-hippy rebellious and free, they don’t observe that they are as judgmental as the next person.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Pisceans take ‘going with the flow’ to the next level, except that would be too difficult. Their passivity is boundless. They are so wrapped up within their own heads which they fail to notice when someone close needs support. Not that Pisces could give it to them anyway. When a Piscean gets angry, just look out, they might hit you with a wet lettuce leaf.
Ok, well, we’ve been a little bit rude, nonetheless it was all in good fun. Only take it seriously if you believe you should.